Our Incompetent Inc. - The Prophet's Page

Our prophets are here to guide you to the edge of disaster!

Our Current Prophets

Our prophets are experts in the art of being wrong.

Subpage: Bob The Bumbler

Bob has a 0% chance of being right, but he'll still predict the apocalypse for you!

Read Bob's Prophetic Proverbs

Subpage: Chuck The Chaos

Chuck is our resident expert in the art of causing chaos and destruction.

Take Chuck's Chaos Theory 101

Subpage: Joe The Jester

Joe is our court jester, always making jokes while predicting doom.

Read Joe's Joke Prophesy